GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic